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    The Logic Is Weak In This One, Part 2

    , | New Jersey, USA |

    (I’m ringing up a fairly high-end video card for a customer.)

    Me: “That’ll be $211.98 please…”

    Customer: “But the display showed it as $49.99.”

    Me: “Are you sure it was this card? This is a fairly new card.”

    Customer: “Yes, I picked it up, and it says the price is $49.99 below it.”

    Me: “Can you show me?”

    (We walk over to the video cards, and he shows me where he picked it up from. The shelf is marked $49.99, and it is the same manufacturer. However, it is a lower end card than the one he is holding.)

    Customer: “See, $49.99!”

    Me: “Sir, that price is not for that video card. You’re holding this one…”

    (I point to another shelf with the video card he picked up; it’s priced at $199.99.)

    Customer: “Well, it was on this shelf, so it was advertised at this price and you have to sell it to me for that.”

    Me: “I’m sorry for the confusion, sir, but sometimes customers pick things up and then don’t return them to their proper location.”

    Customer: “That’s not my fault! It was on this shelf, so you should sell it to me for $49.99.”

    Me: “Sir, how do I know it wasn’t you who put it on that shelf? Or for that matter, that it was on that shelf at all?”

    Customer: “…”

    Me: “So, do you want the $49.99 one instead?”

    Customer: *defeated* “Yeah…”

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    Sure, But It’ll Make You Yelp

    | Portland, OR, USA |

    Me: “Tech support, how may I help you?”

    Caller: “I have to pay this fee and I need to get to y’all’s website.”

    Me: “Sure, our address is [website URL].”

    Caller: “I don’t want your address. I want to know where to go on my computer.”

    Me: “Sir, that’s the address of our site. All you need to do is type it in your browser’s address bar.”

    Caller: “Oh, so do I stick that in my Google?”

    Brawn Over Brains

    | Virginia, USA |

    (One day at the fitness club I manage, I am called to the front desk of our gym to answer a question for a member.)

    Me: “Hi, welcome to [fitness club]. Can I help you?”

    Gym member: “Yes, I was wondering if you can teach me to do what they are doing?”

    (The customer gestures to our pool, which has been emptied due to a crack and has several repairmen on the floor trying to fix it.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir. Teach you to do what?”

    Gym member: “To walk on the bottom of the pool like that.”

    Me: “Sir, those gentlemen are repairmen. They are fixing a crack in the pool floor.”

    Gym member: “Oh, so you have to be a repairman to learn how to walk underwater like that?!”

    Home Of The Disclaimer

    | Detroit, MI, USA |

    Customer: “…and I’d like extra tomatoes on my sandwich, please.”

    Me: “All right, that’ll be [price].”

    Customer: “Why is it so expensive?!”

    Me: “Well ma’am, you asked for cheese, bacon, and extra tomatoes. All those cost extra on the sandwich because they’re expensive products.”

    Customer: “But your policy says that I can have it my way! Why am I being charged?!”

    Me: “You can have it your way…you just have to pay for it.”

    Thanks For Shopping At Quadruped, Inc.

    | Springfield, MO, USA |

    (I witnessed this interaction between a girl and her dad.)

    Dad: “Are you as picky about your toilet paper as your ex-step mom was?”

    Girl: “No, not really.”

    Dad: “OK, grab one of those then.”

    (The girl reaches for a pack that’s on its side.)

    Dad: “No, no, not that one. I want one that hasn’t been touched by human hands!”

    Girl: “Are you saying the store employees aren’t human?”

    Dad: “Well, you’ve seen them…you be the judge.”

    (I had to walk off so they wouldn’t hear me laughing.)


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