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    TMI On The VJ, Toots

    | Louisiana, USA | Rude & Risque

    (An elderly woman approaches my counter at work.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, young man, but is your grandfather’s name Sean?”

    Me: “No, ma’am, why do you ask?”

    Customer: “You look just like the sailor I celebrated VJ Day with!” *winks*

    Right Next To The Pee Not And Cabinet, Part 2

    | Massachusetts, USA | Food & Drink

    (I work in the wine department of a well known grocery chain.)

    Customer: “Can you show me where the Charbonnay is?”

    Me: “Ah, you mean Chardonnay. It’s right over here.”

    (I hand her a bottle.)

    Customer: “That’s not Charbonnay. Charbonnay is RED!”

    Me: “Oh, sorry. Here you go!”

    (I hand her a bottle of Cabernet sauvignon.)

    Customer: “That’s more like it!” *waddles off grumbling about how stupid I am*

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    Tech Support: 5000 B.C.

    | Winnipeg, MB, Canada | Extra Stupid, Technology

    Me: “Here is the number. Do you have a pen?”

    Customer: “No, I’ve never used one before…”

    Harvested From The Great Nyquil Tree

    | Ontario, Canada | Health & Body

    Patient: “Hi, my 6-month-old grandson has some congestion in his nose and a fever. I gave him some NyQuil yesterday and that seemed to help. Is there anything you would recommend?”

    Me: “For the congestion, you can use these saline drops, they’re–”

    Patient: “No! I don’t wanna use that medicated stuff.”

    Me: “All right. Well, for the fever you can try this Tylenol. Do you know the wei–”

    Patient: “No! I don’t want to use that! It has acetaminophen in it! That’s not safe for babies.”

    Me: “Actually, acetaminophen is quite safe for infants.”

    Patient: “You’re a pharmacist. You would say that!”

    Me: “Well, the only other option is the Advil.”

    Patient: “That has acetaminophen too!”

    Me: “No, that has ibuprofen. Which is also saf–”

    Patient: “No, it isn’t!”

    Me: “Are you aware that NyQuil has acetaminophen in it?”

    Patient: “You lie! NyQuil has NyQuil in it! Isn’t there anything more natural I can give?!”

    Me: “No.”

    Patient: “You’re useless!” *storms off*

    Everything Sounds So Delightfully Good

    , | Wisconsin, USA | Food & Drink

    (Every day, we have soups available. When a soup runs out, we take its card out of the display and put in a placeholder that says something like “Warm Goodness” or “Homestyle Delight” just to fill space. The cards very clearly do not look like the rest of the cards since the normal soups have descriptions where the placeholders say “Try our soups today!”)

    Customer: “I’d like some of the Warm Goodness.”

    Me: “Well that isn’t actually a soup, it’s just a placeholder. We do have several other soups today.”

    Customer: “Silly me. I’ll have the Homestyle Delight instead.”

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