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    Where The Car Parks You

    | London, UK |

    (I work within a very large concert hall selling programmes for the concerts. A large man walks up to me.)

    Me: “Hello, sir, how can I help you today?”

    Man: *strong Russian accent* “Excuse me, but where is the Russian carpark?”

    Me: “Pardon, sir, could you repeat that?”

    Man: “Where is the Russian carpark?”

    Me: “The Russian car park?”

    Man: “Yes!”

    Me: “There isn’t one. There’s just a regular car park.”

    Man: “Oh.” *walks off*

    An Invitation Nonetheless

    , | Jacksonburg, OH, USA | Top

    Me: “911, what is your emergency?”

    Caller: “I’m a bad, bad boy.”

    Me: “Yes, you are. I have a squad car en route to your location. Have a good day, sir.”

    Not Always Right Holiday iPod Touch Tweet & Follow Giveaway!

    | Twitter |

    The NAR Holiday iPod Touch Giveaway Contest is almost over, so be sure to enter now!

    iPod Touch Tweet & Follow GiveawayThe holidays are just around the corner, so Not Always Right is starting your season off right by giving away a free iPod Touch (8GB in your choice of black or white) to one lucky reader!

    To enter our contest, just Tweet (or ReTweet) AND Follow:

    1. Tweet the following message, being sure to specify your job title:

      I am a [job title] and The Customer is Not Always Right! #iPodTouch #contest (RT your job & follow @notalwaysright to enter)

    2. Follow @notalwaysright.

    The contest begins:
    Monday, 11/21/11 at 12:00 pm Pacific

    The contest ends:
    Monday, 12/5/11 at 12 pm Pacific

    One lucky winner will be selected and announced on Tuesday, 12/6/11 at 12 pm Pacific. Then, a shiny new iPod Touch will be shipped by 12/9/11, with plenty of time before the holidays arrive!


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    - The Not Always Right Team

    The Party Don’t Start ‘Till I Walk In

    | Lincoln, NE, USA |

    (It’s 9 am and the phone rings. Note that we open at 10 am.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [store]. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “What time do you open?”

    Me: “10 o’ clock.”

    Caller: “Then why are you there?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Caller: “Why are you there answering phones if you’re not open?”

    Me: “We have a lot to do to get the store ready for opening.”

    Caller: “Well, you shouldn’t be there. Otherwise you should just open at 9.”

    Me: “Sorry, sir, we’ll see you at 10!”

    Caller: *click*

    Is This A Stupid Drill

    | Pueblo, CO, USA |

    (I work in an office for accounts receivable that takes payments, sets up payment agreements, etc. One night, I am working late on the fourth floor with a customer on the line when the building’s fire alarm goes off for a scheduled routine drill.)

    Me: “Okay sir, your payment just went through. Your confirmation number is–”

    Customer: “What’s that noise?”

    Me: “It’s our fire alarm. They’re going to start clearing the building for a drill, so I need to give you this number quickly.”

    Customer: “Is your building on fire?”

    Me: “No, sir. It’s just a scheduled drill. Your confirmation number, if you’re ready, is–”

    Customer: “Should I call the fire department?”

    Me: “No, sir. It’s a drill. The building is not on fire.”

    (I finally manage to give him his number and am finishing up the call.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling finance, sir. Have a good evening.”

    Customer: “You, too! Don’t burn to death!”

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