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The 2012 Not Always Right Story of the Year

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Attention, Not Always Right readers! The results for the 2012 Story of the Year are in!

Was it How To Show Up A Show-Off, A Tale Of Two Sitters, or The Dark Chocolate Knight?

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Weekly Roundup: Cat-astrophic Customers

Not Always Right | Pets & Animals, Roundups

Cat-astrophic Customers! U can haz LOL (& OMG) with this week’s selection of cat-themed customer stories!

  1. No Paws For Thought (4,465 thumbs up)
    We’re not sure what’s more desperate: the bus passenger who can’t bring her cat, or the employee who can’t hang up on her!
  2. Curiosity Feeds The Cat (2,340 thumbs up)
    What a meow-ron: No, your cat doesn’t need to match the one on the cat food packaging.
  3. Models Are Always Catty (3,051 thumbs up)
    We all think our cats are model kitties, but this picky customer thinks cats literally come in models!
  4. A Victim Of Fur-Ball Abuse (2,704 thumbs up)
    This ridiculous owner is definitely “fanciful” if she thinks she can exchange cats willy-nilly.
  5. Not Quite The Cat’s Meow (3,977 thumbs up)
    Strays deserve love, too—but customers need to ensure they’re the correct species first!

PS #1: check out our new Extras section, with pictures, videos, and news galore!

PS #2: Read more roundups here!

Extremely Opinion-hated

| Springfield, MO, USA | Awesome Customers, Bad Behavior, Bigotry, Theme Of The Month

(I am on WIC (Woman, Infants and Children) support. My husband and I are having some hard times due to the fact it has been extremely difficult for me to find work. WIC covers some of the more expensive items on our food list. I’m in the store with my two-year-old daughter. There is also this older couple who are the rudest couple I have ever encountered. They are going around having something to say, loudly, about everyone they walk by. The older couple walks past a girl with maroon coloring in her hair.)

Rude Wife: “Oh god, what a rebellious b****! I bet her parents are real proud.”

(Next they come up on a young man in a hoodie, with his earphones from his iPod in. He has in his cart things to make a good dinner, but they are unimpressed.)

Rude Husband:, “Well that boy is just an immature thug with his loud music in his ears.”

(This whole time, I am being silent as they may just be having a bad day, until they get behind me in the bread aisle.)

Rude Husband: *to me* “Get out of the way!”

Rude Wife: “Yes, I really wish she would just pick out her welfare bread and get gone!”

(Thankfully, at this point another older lady speaks up.)

Older Lady: “Honey, she has WIC; it’s very different from welfare. Also, did you think that maybe this young woman has that because she is down on her luck and needs it?”

Me: *to the older lady* “Thank you!”

Shaping Up To Be A Typical Day

| West Virginia, USA | Extra Stupid, Technology

(At my ISP, we offer rental modems for wireless connections that come pre-encrypted with a 26 character long password. Many customers mistake zeros for O’s; I’m speaking to one such customer after correcting it for him.)

Customer: “I just couldn’t figure it out. I tried several times, but it didn’t want to work.”

Me: “Well, it looks like we found the problem. Just remember that there are no O’s in that password—only zeros.”

Customer: “That’s gotta be it. I know the first time I tried it I used O’s, and then I tried circles. Guess I didn’t think to try zeros!”

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