Owning A Pet Is Having A Ball
(Customer comes in to buy some more mice because hers aren’t breeding.)
Customer: “How do you tell if the mice are male or female?”
Me: “Well, the easiest way to tell is the males have quite prominent testicles.”
Customer: “I didn’t know mice had testicles!”
Me: “That’s probably why your mice aren’t breeding.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?