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    Overly Positive

    | New Zealand |

    (A customer approaches the counter with a huge smile on his face.)

    Me: “Good morning, sir! How can I help today?”

    Customer: “I need to find a ring for my girlfriend.”

    Me: “I can help you with that. Is this a ring for a special occasion?”

    Customer: “Yes! We just found out that my girlfriend is pregnant, and I want to give her a ring to celebrate.”

    Me: “Congratulations! How far along is she?”

    Customer: “Only a few days. See, look. The test was positive!”

    (The customer pulls out the used pregnancy test, which indicates a positive result. He tries to wave it in my face.)

    Customer: “Do you want to see?”

    Me: “I really don’t need to see. I believe you.”