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    Over(bear)ing Demand

    , | Louisville, KY, USA |

    (A customer in his late 20s walks into the store looking confused.)

    Me: “Can I help you find anything today?”

    Customer: “My niece is asking for something. I don’t know if it exists or not, but she asked for a rainbow colored bear that smells like fruit.”

    Me: “Actually, sir, I know exactly what you are talking about.”

    (I lead him to the girls section where there is a new toy bear in stock. It’s multicolored and is scented like bubble gum.)

    Me: “Here you go, sir!”

    Customer: “Oh, is this all you have?”

    Me: “Well, there are other bears but this is the only scented one.”

    Customer: “I’m just not sure this is it.”

    Me: “I can assure you sir, this is the only rainbow colored and fruit scented bear toy in the entire store.”