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    | Florida, USA |

    (An elderly man walks up to my register with his button down shirt unbuttoned nearly all the way and doesn’t seem to care he’s almost not wearing a shirt. After scanning his groceries, he goes to swipe his card on our new machine.)

    Customer: “Well, what the Jim Bean is this?”

    Me: “Oh, thats our new card machine. You just need to swipe, then sign for it with the pen there.”

    Customer: “What will they try to do next? D*** Chinese wantin’ to take over this country. Them and their Mickey Mouse!”