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    Out Of This World Prices

    | Santa Clarita, CA, USA |

    Customer: “I need your assistance with these lights here. Do I just plug these into the dirt?”

    Me: “They’re solar powered, so you stick them into your lawn and they’ll charge during the day so they can shine during the evening. Right now they’re on clearance for $14.98.”

    Customer: “How many batteries will I have to buy? I always get things like this on sale and then you trick me because I have to buy batteries.”

    Me: “They’re solar powered.”

    Customer: “I just want to know how many batteries I need.”

    Me: “Well these particular lights only need one battery. It’s big and yellow and floats in the sky. It’s called the Sun.”

    Customer: “Never mind, then. That sounds awfully expensive.”