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    Our Guests Are Robots Too

    , | Colorado | Top

    Ski Resort Guest: “Hey! You guys really go all out.”

    (Me with puzzled look on face)

    Ski Resort Guest: “You guys have that robotic bear crossing underneath the lift just as we went over.”

    Me: “Sir, we don’t have any robotic bears.”

    Ski Resort Guest: “What? You mean that was a real bear?”

    Me: “Yes sir.”

    Ski Resort Guest: “Ahhh. We were gonna hike down but I think we’ll just take the lift.”