Customer: “Hi, I would like a sandwich.”

Me: “Sure, what sandwich would you like?”

Customer: “I want a hot sandwich.”

Me: “Okay, do you mean heated or spicy?”

Customer: “Oh heated, I don’t like spicy. So I will have meatball.”

Me: “Sure, would that be six-inch or foot-long?”

Customer: “Uhm…whole please.”

Me: “Okay, foot-long? What type of bread?”

Customer: “White.”

Me: “We don’t have white, but we have Italian.”

Customer: “Fine, whatever. Oh, and I think my daughter wants a sandwich too.”

Me: “What type of sandwich does she want?”

Customer: “How am I supposed to know? She’s not here!”