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    …Or Look Under “C” For Clueless

    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    Me: “*** Plumbing, how can I help you?”

    Customer: Yeah, do you guys clean ducts?”

    Me: “No, I’m sorry, we don’t do that.”

    Customer: “Then who does do it?”

    Me: “I’m not sure but you could probably find a duct cleaning company in the phonebook.”

    Customer: “Ok, how do I do that?”

    Me: “Open the phonebook…and look for duct cleaning.”

    Customer: “Ok, what do I look under?”

    Me: *bangs head on desk* “I’m guessing the letter D might be a start…”