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    | Duluth, MN, USA |

    (A customer calls, wondering about his online order that he has placed. I ask him for his order number, but he can’t seem to find it.)

    Me: “Your order number will be the number on your packing slip that starts with five zeros.”

    Customer: “Oh, I see that now. Do you want me to read off the five zeros, or do you already have that?”

    Me: “I already have that.”