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    Oooh, So That’s What Marriage Is For

    | Melbourne, Australia |

    (A guy has been leaning over the counter trying to chat me up while I rang up his purchases. Finally, he notices the rings on my finger.)

    Customer: “Oh, you’re married?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer: “Don’t you find that puts guys off?”

    Also seen on: Not Always Romantic.