Only In LA
(This is an adult store in Los Angeles. Enter a fat, balding guy in his 40s.)
Guy: “Hello, Miss.”
Me: “Good morning.”
Guy: “Do you have any–HOLY S***! You’re a girl!”
Me: “I am?”
Guy: “Shouldn’t you be at home, getting ready for your husband, cooking or something?”
Me: “I burn salads. My WIFE tends to cook more.”
Guy: “Holy s***! You’re a heathen!”
Me: “Doom upon me. What was it you wanted?”
Guy: “Whatever. Got any Bibles?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
