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    Only In LA

    | Los Angeles, CA, USA |

    (This is an adult store in Los Angeles. Enter a fat, balding guy in his 40s.)

    Guy: “Hello, Miss.”

    Me: “Good morning.”

    Guy: “Do you have any–HOLY ****! You’re a girl!”

    Me: “I am?”

    Guy: “Shouldn’t you be at home, getting ready for your husband, cooking or something?”

    Me: “I burn salads. My WIFE tends to cook more.”

    Guy: “Holy ****! You’re a heathen!”

    Me: “Doom upon me. What was it you wanted?”

    Guy: “Whatever. Got any Bibles?”

    Me: “???”