One’s Green And The Other Makes You Green
Customer: “Hi, I’m calling to see if you have cholera pills in stock.”
Me: “I beg your pardon? Cholera is a contagious disease.”
Customer: “No, it’s not! I’m looking for cholera pills!”
Me: “Um, do you mean the natural supplement Chlorella?”
Customer: “That’s what I said! Cholera! It’s spelled C-H-L-O-R-E-L-L-A. Cholera. I am looking for a large bottle if you have it.”
Me: *gives up* “Yeah, sure. We happen to have a few bottles of cholera in stock.”
Customer: “I’ll be there in five minutes!”
This story is part of the Customers-Who-Can’t-Hear-Themselves roundup!
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
