One You Suck And One Is Blow
(Our store sells tons of marijuana-inspired products, but we are not a head shop. A man approaches the counter with one of our huge tower incense burners.)
Customer: “Yeah, I smoke a lot of weed.”
Me: *laughs* “Okay, will this be it for today?”
Customer: *ignoring my question* “Nah, I don’t smoke weed anymore. My job won’t let me!”
Me: “Those darn drug tests, huh?”
Customer: “Yeah. I switched to cocaine, because it goes out of your system in a couple days!”
Me: *speechless*
(The man continues to laugh about this and walks nonchalantly out of the store with his wife and children.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
