Hit Pay Dirt
(My boyfriend and I are talking and I finish one of his sentences.)
Boyfriend: “Stay out of my mind.”
Me: “No, I like it in there; it’s fun and dirty but not unclean dirty.”
Boyfriend: “I’m picturing you sitting in a gutter happily splashing. With water wings.”
Me: *uncontrollable laughter*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.