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    | Livingston, NJ, USA |

    Me: *answering the phone* “Thank you for calling [bookstore]. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “What are your hours?”

    Me: “We’re open from 9 to 10 every day.”

    Customer: “You’re only open for one hour?!”

    Me: “Oh, no, 9 AM to 10 PM.”

    Customer: “That’s only one hour!”