One Track Rind

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Customer: “Yes, I’d like 20 slices.”

Me: “Would you like that thinly or regularly sliced, ma’am?”

Customer: “Yes, 20 slices.”

Me: “Okay, and how would you like your 20 slices sliced, ma’am?”

Customer: “20 slices.”

Me: “Ma’am, would you like those slices THIN or REGULAR?”

Customer: “Yes, 20 slices.”

Me: “Alright, regular it is.”

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