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    One Track Minds And Earwax Don’t Mix

    , | Beverly, MA |

    Me: “What size?”

    Lady: “Electric Lime.”

    Me: “What size?”

    Lady: “Electric Lime.”

    Me: “That’s a color miss. What size did you want the harness in?”

    Lady: “What do you mean, ‘What size?’”

    Me: “How many inches is it?”

    Lady: “Oh I didn’t even think about the size.”

    *grimace*