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    (I am the assistant manager at a store that specializes in adult videos and toys.)

    Customer: “How did you end up here anyway?”

    Me: “What do you mean?”

    Customer: “How did you end up working here?”

    Me: “I applied?”

    Customer: “No, I mean, what’s an innocent little girl like you doing working at a place like this?”

    Me: “Well, you know how people who love animals work at pet stores?”

    (The customer has a moment of realization and becomes clearly flustered.)

    Customer: “Oh…well, excuse me.” *leaves hurriedly*