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    One Nation, Under God, Period

    | South Dakota, USA |

    Customer: “Do you have anything made in Tennessee?”

    Me: “It’s quite possible.”

    Customer: “Well, what about Illinois?”

    Me: “Maybe.”

    Customer: “What about New Jersey?”

    Me: “I’m not sure…you may find something.”

    Customer: “But your sign says you sell goods from over 50 countries! That’s all of them!”

    Me: “That’s states. It’s 50 countries outside the US.”

    Customer: *baffled look* “Out…side?”