Customer: “Hi I need to return this.” *hands over an opened and clearly worn jock cup*

Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, this is a completely non-returnable item.”

Customer: “I called and you said your return policy is 30 days with receipt.”

Me: “That’s except for jocks and mouth-guards. Cashiers tell you at the time of purchase that they’re completely non-returnable.”

Customer: “Well, I didn’t understand. So, there’s nothing you can do for me?”

Me: “I’m sorry. It’s store policy based on our health-code.”

Customer: “Well, how was I supposed to know that my little boy would have such a big wee-wee?” *grabs her very embarrassed-looking son and leaves*