One More Of These And I’ll Squit
Customer: “I’ll have the chicken salad.”
Me: “All right.”
Customer: “Is there MSG in it?”
Me: “There might be some in the dressing. I can check for you. Are you allergic?
Customer: “No, it just gives me diarrhea.”
Me: “Uh… okay?”
Customer’s Friend: “That’s too much information!”
Customer: “No, she needs to know. You need to know, right?”
(Pause.)
Me: *nervous laughter* “Oh, absolutely.”
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