(A few years ago, a particular game went through a scandal for having hidden pornographic content.)

Customer: “Hi, I’d like to trade in this game.”

Me: “Sorry, sir, I can’t take this game.”

Customer: “Why not?”

Me: “Because it’s undergoing a rating change. We’ve sent all of our existing copies back to the company.”

Customer: “Well, that’s dumb. What’s it being changed to?”

Me: “AO, or Adults Only.”

Customer: “Woah. Why?”

Me: “Because there’s a pornographic mini-game hidden in the coding.”

Customer: “So, you’re telling me there’s porn in my game?”

Me: “Yes, sir.”

(Suddenly, another customer behind him speaks up.)

Another customer “If you don’t want it, can I have it?”