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    One Man’s Chocolate Is Another Man’s Poison

    | Clearwater, FL, USA | Bizarre, Food & Drink

    (My boyfriend and I are walking through a store when he notices a chocolate fountain on display.)

    Boyfriend: “Who would actually buy one of these? You can just rent them.”

    Me: “Probably someone who entertains a lot.”

    Boyfriend: “But if you owned one then your guests would never leave!”

    (Another customer has overheard us and butts in.)

    Random Creepy Customer: “Poison! If you poison them then they’ll never come back!”

    Boyfriend: “… I guess that’s true.”

    (At this point, my boyfriend quickly leads me to another aisle.)

    Boyfriend: *whispering* “If you ever see that customer again, don’t eat anything she offers you!”