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    | Pittsburgh, PA, USA |

    Me: *on the phone* “Hello, this is **** Video.”

    Customer: “Yes. I would like a refund. This movie is in a different language!”

    Me: “What movie is it?”

    Customer:Pan’s Labyrinth.”

    Me: “Yes, sir. That’s a foreign film. If you’d like, you can comen exchange it for an English-language film.”

    Customer: “Why do they do that?”

    Me: “Do what, sir?”

    Customer: “Make movies in other languages.”

    Me: “It wasn’t made in America, sir.”

    Customer: “Well, I’m not giving them immigrants any of my money!”