Me: *on the phone* “Hello, this is **** Video.”

Customer: “Yes. I would like a refund. This movie is in a different language!”

Me: “What movie is it?”

Customer: “Pan’s Labyrinth.”

Me: “Yes, sir. That’s a foreign film. If you’d like, you can comen exchange it for an English-language film.”

Customer: “Why do they do that?”

Me: “Do what, sir?”

Customer: “Make movies in other languages.”

Me: “It wasn’t made in America, sir.”

Customer: “Well, I’m not giving them immigrants any of my money!”