(I was in high school working at a dollar store. It’s a small town so Sundays are usually busy after church services. This man, his wife, and his young son were in line.)

Me: “That will be $25.30.”

Man: “I’ve only got $15… we gave twenty at the offering today. You think you could give me a break?”

Man’s young son: *innocently* “We didn’t give any money at church today.”