(I work at a shake/smoothie shop that specializes in healthy shakes with organic ingredients blended before the customer’s eyes. A woman who looks to be in her late 30s walks in and looks at the menu a while.)
Customer: “What ingredients can you put in a shake?
Me: “Well, we can include ground flax seed, hemp, wheat germ—”
Customer: “What? You put germs in your shakes?!”
Me: “No, ma’am, I said wheat germ—”
Customer: “I heard what you said! You said germs! I can’t believe you put germs in your shakes! Wait until I tell everyone how filthy you are!” *storms out*