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One Good Turn Perturbs Another

| Naperville, IL, USA | Top

(A customer comes into our restaurant and angrily slams his pizza box on the front counter.)

Me: “Hello, sir…how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I ordered half pepperoni and half sausage!”

Me: *opens the box* “It looks fine to me, sir. What’s wrong with it?”

Customer: “I wanted my pepperoni on the LEFT side!”