One Does Not Simply Quaff Into Mordor

| Wichita, KS, USA | Food & Drink

(In the liquor store I work in, I notice an older man wondering around the store looking very confused. I ask if I can help him find anything.)

Customer: “Do you have Rivendell?”

Me:Rivendell?”

Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for Rivendell.”

Me: “Um, I don’t know if we have that here. Are you sure what you’re looking for is called ‘Rivendell?'”

Customer: “Yes, Rivendell.”

Me: *hesitantly* “Sir, I believe Rivendell is a city from The Lord Of The Rings.”

Customer: “Oh.”

(We pause and stare at each other for a moment. He pulls his phone out to call the person who sent him to the store. What was he looking for? Zinfandel.)

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