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    | Eugene, OR, USA |

    Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

    Customer: “Can I get a 16 oz. coffee in a 12 oz. cup?”

    Me: “No. We can’t do that here.”

    Customer: “What are you talking about? They do this for me every time I come here!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but there’s no way we can put 16 oz. of coffee in a 12 oz. cup.”

    Customer: “Yes you can! You’ve always done it!”

    (The customer’s friend was standing next to her at the time.)

    Customer’s friend: “Um, I think you meant a 12 oz. coffee in a 16 oz. cup.”

    Customer: “… ooooh. Yeah, that’s what I meant!”

    Me: *facepalm*