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One Bloody Scary On The Shocks

| Sydney, Australia | Bizarre, Food & Drink, Health & Body

(I am working at the bar on a particularly busy night and I don’t realise that I have cut one of my fingers. As I hand a customer his drink, I notice a bit of blood on the glass.)

Me: “Oh my god, I’m so sorry! I must have cut myself. Let me remake that for you!”

Customer: “Don’t worry, it’s fine.”

Me: “No, I cut myself and there’s a bit of blood on that glass. Please, let me give you a new one.”

(Before I can take the glass back, the customer picks it up.)

Customer: “I like it this way. Don’t worry!”

Me: “But—”

(The customer turns the glass around and drinks from the side with my blood.)

Customer: *grinning* “Mmmm, delicious! Thanks!”

Me: *horrified*