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    One Bad Pickup Line, A Hundred Stitches

    , | Pasadena | Top

    Male Customer: “Do you guys accept tips?”

    Female Coworker: “Yeah, but we try to discourage it. We’d like to think our service is free.”

    Male Customer: “Well um… Here’s a tip.” (Customer pulls out his phone number on a piece of paper)

    (Female coworker’s boyfriend is right behind customer)