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    One Bad Joke Deserves Another

    | Movie Theater |

    (I was once a ticket taker at a movie theater. The passageway to the restrooms looked exactly like the passageways to the auditoriums, and it had a small marquee above it, just like an auditorium. Naturally, the marquee displayed the word “Restrooms.”)

    2,137th patron who thinks he is making an original joke, pointing at the “Restrooms” marqee: “Is that film any good?”

    Me, getting tired of the lame joke: “I thought it was OK, but the reviews have been in the toilet.”