(A guy sits down at the bar and asks for a virgin bloody mary.)

Me: “One virgin mary, right away.”

(I turn around to make the drink.)

Customer: “But no fruit.”

(I turn back around to confirm the order.)

Me: “One virgin bloody mary, no fruit.”

Customer: *nods*

(I turn around again to go and make the drink.)

Customer: “And not spicy.”

Me: “So, you would like a glass of tomato juice?”

Customer: “Oh, yes. A glass of tomato juice.”