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    | Reno, NV, USA | Food & Drink

    (A guy sits down at the bar and asks for a virgin bloody mary.)

    Me: “One virgin mary, right away.”

    (I turn around to make the drink.)

    Customer: “But no fruit.”

    (I turn back around to confirm the order.)

    Me: “One virgin bloody mary, no fruit.”

    Customer: *nods*

    (I turn around again to go and make the drink.)

    Customer: “And not spicy.”

    Me: “So, you would like a glass of tomato juice?”

    Customer: “Oh, yes. A glass of tomato juice.”