(While standing in line for the bathroom at a resort, I overhear two young boys talking.)

Boy 1: “Why are the lines for the girl’s bathroom always longer? Is it because the boy’s bathroom has that special sink?”

Boy 2: “You mean the urinal?”

Boy 1: “Yeah. ‘Cause you can fit like five guys around it.”

Boy 2: “Or, if they’re skinny, you can fit seven or eight.”

Boy 1: “And if they’re FAT you can only fit two.”