Featured Story:
  • Makes You Want To Shrimp Into Your Seat
    (2,651 thumbs up)
  • May Themed Story Giveaway: Bigots Begone!
    Submit your story today!
    Don't forget to Like Us on Facebook!

    On The Need For Hazard Pay, Part 3

    | San Marcos, TX, USA

    Me: “This is Internet tech support. What can I do for you?”

    Customer: “Uhm, yeah. I have a problem with my computer.”

    Me: “Okay, what seems to be the issue?”

    Customer: “There is a big vagina on the screen and I can’t get it off.”

    Me: “That would be an advanced support question. One moment while I transfer you…”

    Related:
    On The Need For Hazard Pay, Part 2
    On The Need For Hazard Pay

    1 Thumbs (2,131 Thumbs Up!)
    « PREVIOUS STORY
    NEXT STORY »
    Defrauding A Village In Order To Save It
    Can’t Help Flailing In Love