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    On The Futility Of Signs

    | Flagstaff, AZ, USA | Top

    (One customer complains about a game that is not giving tickets. Upon looking at the game, I discover that a fuse is blown. I place several “Out of Order” stickers over the coin slot and refund the customer. Two minutes later another customer approaches.)

    Customer: “I just put a coin in this game and won tickets but none came out.”

    Me: “I placed an ‘Out of Order’ sticker on the coin slot. Is it not on there anymore?”

    Customer: “You mean these? They were in the way so I removed them. Can I get a refund?”

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