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    On The Bright Side, There Are Worse Orifices

    | Roswell, GA, USA |

    Me: “*** Pharmacy, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “Yeah, your medicine is defective.”

    Me: “Sir, why don’t I get your information so I can take a look at your profile.”

    Customer: *gives his name and date of birth*

    Me: “I see that the last prescriptions you filled were antibiotic and drops for your ear infection. Are your symptoms still bothering you?”

    Customer: “Yes, and how the h*** do you expect me to fit this giant pill in my ear?”

    Me: “Sir, that’s an antibiotic tablet. It’s meant to be taken orally.”