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    On The Bright Side, She Never Gets Brain Freezes

    | Sterling, VA |

    (The lunch rush has just come and gone, and now the early release seniors from the local high school are trickling in.)

    Me: “Hi, welcome to ***.”

    Blonde customer: “Mmm… I think I’ll try the Mahalo Mango today.”

    Redhead customer: “Oooh. I heard mangoes are kinda bitter.”

    Blonde customer: “Ew… like, can I get that without mango then?”

    Me: “Would you rather the Power Pineapple? It’s the same smoothie, just pineapple instead of mango.”

    Blonde customer: “No, I want to try something new… so, yeah. Mahalo Mango without the mango.”

    Me: “Okay… what would you like instead of the mango?”

    Blonde customer: “Um… can I get pineapple?”