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    | Los Angeles, CA, USA |

    (This happened shortly after a large, widely reported earthquake in Hawaii.)

    Me: “How can I be of assistance today?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’m interested in traveling to the Big Island in Hawaii.”

    Me: “Okay, and do you know which dates you want to travel on?”

    Customer: “Oh. Um, well…when does earthquake season end?”