(Note: the caller ID shows an out of town number.)

Caller: “Uh, hi. My room radio doesn’t work anymore.”

Me: “I’m sorry about that. What room are you in?”

Caller: “Oh, no, I’m at home! I took the radio home and now the buttons on top don’t work. It’s just fuzz! No music!”

Me: “Wait. So you stole a radio, took it home, and now you’re calling because the pre-assigned buttons don’t work?”

Caller: “Can you fix it or not?!”