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    | WV, USA | Food & Drink, Language & Words, Top

    Me: “Hi, what can I get you?”

    Customer: “I’ll have a BL.”

    Me: “You mean a BLT?”

    Customer: “No, a BL. I don’t like T.”

    Me: *laughs* “Okay, anything else?”

    Customer: “Yes, a glass of iced tea.”

    Me: *joking* “I thought you didn’t like T.”

    Customer: “Oh, right. Well, then… get me a glass of iced ea.”