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    Me: “Can I help you with anything sir?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for some shrimp.”

    Me: “Shrimp is in the seafood department, right over there.”

    Customer: “See, I don’t want to boil them, I just want to barbecue them.”

    Me: “Okay, well, they should be in the seafood department.”

    Customer: “But I want to barbecue them. Could you get me a pound of shrimp?”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir, we don’t have shrimp in the deli.”

    Customer: “Why don’t you have any?”

    Me: “We only have deli meat and cheese in the deli. The seafood department has shrimp, just over there.”

    Customer: “Why?”

    Me: “Because shrimp are seafood… they live in the sea.”

    Customer: “… really?”