Oh, Bite Me
Me: “Welcome to [Bank]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I need to check my balance on my account.”
Me: “Okay, sir. Can I get your customer number?”
Customer: *gives number*
Me: “Okay, sir. You have a balance of $513.26, and we need to get $360.00 of this paid off immediately to avoid referral to debt collection.”
Customer: “Screw you. I’m no over-stayer. Unlock my d*** account!”
Me: “Sir, we can’t unlock the account until we’ve received some form of payment.”
Customer: “F*** you, man. I’m going to call your head office and have you deported.”
Me: “Um, I was born in this country, so I can’t really be deported to another country. This still won’t get your account unlocked. If you can pay–”
Customer: “Get the f***ing account turned on or I’m coming around there, and I’m going to eat you!”
Me: “Eat… me?”
Customer: “D*** right! I’m going to have you eaten and deported. We’re going to claim back our land and eat all you b**tards, then have you kicked out of the country!”
Me: “Please pay your bill. I’m terminating this call.” *click*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
