Customer: “Hi, can I talk to a manager?”

Me: “I’m the manager on duty. What can I help you with?”

Customer: “YOU’RE the manager on duty?! You look like you’re about 16! *laughs with disbelief & scorn*

Me: “Well, I’m 24, and I am a manager here. How can I help you?”

Customer: “Can I have a job application?”

Me: “Um…sure.”