Customer: "Are you guys open on Saturday?"

Me: "No ma’am, I’m sorry. We are open Monday through Friday 9am to 6pm."

Customer: "Well, could you get someone to come in? I’m in a hurry and this really can’t wait all weekend."

Me: "So you want us to come in on our day off so we can work on your order?"

Customer: "Well, when you say it like that, you make me sound like I’m being a jerk."

Related:
Off The Clock, Customer Block